You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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