Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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