I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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