I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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