Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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