okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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