Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My life is pants optional.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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