Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I booty called her while she was in labor.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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