in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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