Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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