the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
