Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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