Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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