..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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