Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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