4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i've created a new STD.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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