My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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