He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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