What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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