Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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