hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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