he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Dignity is for republicans.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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