at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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