i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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