he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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