how can u be prego again
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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