The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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