This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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