Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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