Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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