wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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