p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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