If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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