Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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