the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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