Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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