Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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