Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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