Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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