Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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