Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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