Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
