guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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