I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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