it's too hot outside to masturbate.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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