She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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