4 words: hood of his car
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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