I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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