Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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