do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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