their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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